Style Gimmicks?

Jason seemed distracted, but Anne thought him just attracted
To a freshly-minted redhead sitting nigh.
"Her hair was black on Sunday. A perfect change in one day?
Magic couldn't make a better dye."

She then paused just a moment and allowed her mind to foment;
Those words didn't match her normal choosing.
Her idle speculations had some lavish complications
Showing variations from idle musing.

Jason seemed distracted, but Robin found protracted
Silence from Jason was not offbeat.
Jason live by the rule, "Let others make themselves fools -
Opening your mouth invites your feet."

"Glad pizza's on the menu; it's a rare thing that this venue
Can produce without bringing up my bile."
The statement made Robin balk, for it isn't like him to talk
In such a rhythmic, artificial style.

Jason seemed distracted, for he found his speech redacted
When he tried to wish goodbye unto his mother.
Instead of saying "See ya," he was hit by the idea
To add "I hope your day is not like any other."

This sentence caused distraction, for it contained no contraction
Which would have neatly cut time from its span.
In his person it is chronic to be thoroughly laconic
- And hopefully ironic if he can.

Jason seemed distracted, for the three found themselves impacted
By a spell that changed the way that fate was steered.
Jason said, "I suspect, I'm not the only one to detect
All three of us have started talking weird?"