This is your Captain Speaking

Hello, everybody. Captain Rat here. Now, let's be straight: The Wotch comic is a gift from God, bestowed upon us mortals. That said, I think this CYOA is sometimes a bit...lacking, seeing as how about 2/3 of the stories seemingly lead back to evil Venusians turning the males of the world into bubbling pits of goo, as opposed to the good ol' Wotchy TG fun we all love.
Thus, I am taking to the opportunity to branch off this link, created by some far-seeing, caring individual, and offering some storylines that I feel stay truer to the spirit of the Wotch.